Jacked Up Wish

This forum game is pretty famous and well known. For the feeble that do not know it, it's where User A requests a wish, while User B grants the wish but gives it a catch, then wishes themselves. Here is an example, I'm sure you'll understand then:

John: I wish for a super car that can fly and stuff.
Chris: Granted, but that super car came with a giant debt that you cannot pay off, therefore you being forever screwed. I wish for a bunny rabbit.

And so forth.

I'll start the game off.

I wish for a hentai magazine.

Granted but your mom caught you so you're grounded until your 50
I wish for a cat to get shot

Ah, granted. But I made you into a catgirlman and you were the one that got shot. My bad.

Now I wish for a registered user in this forum. Ooh, that's going to be hard to make something humorous of.

Granted but the user came to your house and broke your most prized possesion(not funny I know)

I wish for a a girlfriend ha have one ha ha ha ha

A girlfriend eh? Granted, but the girlfriend turns out to be a transsexual who is obese and seems to have taken a liking to cosplay, gothicism, eating, expensive dinners, and being an annoying moviegoer. She threatens to kill you if you break up with her.


I wish for a .

OFF TOPIC Umm first of all she is anerexic, I'm not kidding, shes already goth and she just quit being emo. But the killing part was right

Star granted but it fell from the sky and chopped of your balls

I wish for a

game_guy wrote:OFF TOPIC Umm first of all she is anerexic, I'm not kidding, shes already goth and she just quit being emo. But the killing part was right

Star granted but it fell from the sky and chopped of your balls

I wish for a

Wish Granted,But The is vicious and is going to bite your head off when u sleep...

cstb wrote:

game_guy wrote:OFF TOPIC Umm first of all she is anerexic, I'm not kidding, shes already goth and she just quit being emo. But the killing part was right

Star granted but it fell from the sky and chopped of your balls

I wish for a

Wish Granted,But The is vicious and is going to bite your head off when u sleep...

Edit:OMG U Made Me A Moderator! and i wish for a apple and cherry pie.
Edit Edit:Sry I Ment To Click Edit But I Clicked Quote

pies granted but were actually bomb pies, and blew you up.

I wish for all the members on this forum including me took over the web!

game_guy wrote:pies granted but were actually bomb pies, and blew you up.

I wish for all the members on this forum including me took over the web!

Wish Granted,But They Betrayed You And Knocked You Off The Internet Foreva

Since cstb didn't even wish for something, a giant anvil falls on him crushing every bone within his body. No one knows what happened specifically, but it's probably a very humorous event.

I wish for good luck without any catches.

with no catches

Sorry but the forum had an error and had to cross that one out *snickers* so the luck you wished for turns to bad luck and the bad luck keeps building up and things keep happening to you until you end up on the streets with no home, but then you seea suitcase filled with 1000000000000000 dollars but then as you picked it up you tripped and fell and cracked your neck and died.

I wish for a wish that is another wish but that wish is used for a wish and then the next wish is followed by 5 more wishes to get 10 more wishes and each wish used is use for 10 more wishes and as you can see I have unlimited wishes as to get more and more with each wish and no one can take this wish that I just wished for to get 10 more wishes fro each wish I used. MWAHAHAHA

Your life has very little meaning since you use your wishes to make your life iso easy that you don't put any effort into anything. You then decide to commit suicide, but yuo can't as you wished yourself immortal earlier on. Cursing your luck, you set out into the sahara never to return.

I wish for a muffin

your muffin is not a snack for u.its vice versa.


i want a cookie:)

I wish that I'd die. :]

btw you got your cookie you ate it, but it was poisionous.

wish granted,but u realize once u die then u cant wish again so u come back to life.

I wish for a pony!